The sudden appearance of Como’s words immediately caused the mermaid to panic, gesture unsteadily, and a chess game almost landed on the chessboard when he jumped from left to right.
"F * * king! How did you get into this array to disturb my chess? "
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The mermaid, who used to lie and sit by the chessboard and looked different in size from ordinary people, suddenly jumped up straight and shouted, showing that her body was ten feet high.
"My day! Are mermaids all like this? My dream is shattered! "
No matter how tall the monster Kang Moyan is, he has met him. Now he is more than ten feet long, but he doesn’t care much about the other person’s size. What makes Kang Moyan really unacceptable is the sex and appearance of this mermaid.
Although the bust is a fish, the bust plus the ferocious appearance of the other party is enough to determine the sex of this mermaid.
This is not a mermaid!
What a fish monster!
The fish monster was stirred up and screamed. As soon as his mouth was full of sharp teeth, his tail fin jumped up and ran at Kang Moyan.
"Hey? Demonic! It turns out that monsters can also go here. If chess had known, I wouldn’t have to ask Bala to cover up the demon! "
Kang Moyan casually flicked his finger, and there was a shapely demon that turned into a shield and roared forward.
Bang!
This fish monster has hardly been repaired. At best, it is the strength of the aquarium hag soldier. When it was hit by a demon and fell in the corner, it suddenly gave birth to layers of frost from the caudal fin, and it froze instantly and became a lump of ice.
Kang Moyan was about to provoke a change and took the opportunity not to forget to take a look at the chessboard situation. Seeing that there were indeed many more chess games than the one of the Confucian scholars in Hei Chi just now, I couldn’t help secretly wondering if a monster had such a high level. Fortunately, Kang Moyan didn’t discriminate against monsters and didn’t think deeply about it. He shook the yellow gourd and conveniently included that chessboard.
He had two gourds in his hand, one of which was full of magic weapons when he was in the Dragon Palace, and the other was full of drinks. After he emptied them in the sea, he first filled them with golden soft whips stolen from the sea and collected many Lingcao from Yingzhou Island all the way. Now it is not bad to have a chessboard.
Doing all this well, Kang Mo Yan clapped his hands and took a step to find the right layer of change when he put the gourd in his sleeve for a while.
This time, there was no phosgene change. Kang Moyan was directly moved to a beautiful place with green mountains, green waters and beautiful spring scenery. Looking around, he saw nine old fairies talking and laughing, drinking and playing chess in front of Zhushudan Cliff.
You don’t have to guess that it’s Yingzhou Jiulao.
Jiu Lao was shocked when he saw Como’s words, and then his face showed a look of surprise. One by one, he panicked and gathered together. He said, "I have been waiting for more than ten years, and I finally waited for a chess game. I don’t have to learn from myself all day, but I also have a mobile phone meeting with outsiders!"
For example, in the face of Yingzhou Jiulao Kangmo’s speech, there was some hesitation at the beginning. After all, he didn’t know whether these old immortals were the kind of elite people. I didn’t know if they could hide it. I just saw a demon coming to play chess. Kangmo said that there was a dispute in his heart. At this time, I saw Jiulao’s enthusiasm. I guessed that these old people were all leisurely immortals, and there was no discrimination in treating monsters on weekdays.
"I’m thirsty when I’ve been broken for many times. I wonder where there is a mountain spring here to drink me to moisten my throat and relieve my mind?"
Not all the immortals in heaven and earth are knives and guns, and they can fight for generations. Look at the nine old people around them. Although they are full of fairy tales, they don’t look like people who are good at fighting the law. He secretly pondered that once they turn against each other, they should escape. He realized that he had a good chance to defend the soil and the golden bell, so he got up and started the train.
Aoqing once said that there was a kind of spring-like wine in Yingzhou Jiulao’s hands called Liquan, which was produced from nowhere. It is said that after drinking too much, it took effect for a long time. Kang Moyan has broken through the life span of ordinary water snakes since he practiced, but he is not confident enough to live forever. He estimated that if the strength method is upgraded to a higher level, it will be a thousand years’ life, which may be even shorter.
After all, he was born as an ordinary monster, which is different from the orthodox dragon. Aoqing has lived for many years, and she is not worried about her life. Kang Moyan estimated that there are still thousands of years and even ten thousand years, which are not comparable to ordinary goblins like him.
So when I heard about Liquan, he said that he would venture to Yingzhou Xiandao once. Although he has lost two stools behind him and hasn’t cleaned them, he is too eager to prolong his life. Where are there many worries?
"I’m the most respected chess player. How can I let Mr. Wang drink mountain spring water? If Mr. Wang doesn’t mind, it’s better to sit down and have a drink! "
Although Yingzhou Jiulao has a generous mouth, Kang Mo said that several old immortals spoke in a gnashing tone, and some were reluctant to know that Liquan must be a good thing. "How embarrassing!"
Don’t wait for the nine old self-effacing people to go straight to Zhushu Dan Cliff and pick a stone pier to sit and pour a glass.
"Here’s a toast to heaven!"
Como boasted that regardless of Jiulao’s expression, he gulped it down.
When I entered, I felt sweet and clear. Kang Moyan took a deep breath and felt that there was a heat flow down the throat and straight through my heart and lungs. Suddenly, I felt warm and comfortable. I felt that all my limbs were relaxed, and then this heat flow rushed.
Ha …
Suddenly, the smell of nose and mouth was overflowing, and Kang Mo couldn’t help but breathe alcohol.
"Well this feeling is great! Liquan really deserves its name. It seems to be helpful to fix it, but a cup is too little to help, so … "
Como nodded and poured another cup. "This one is respectful!"
Before raising my hand, Jiu Lao suddenly rushed to the wrench, and the wrench held his legs and held his legs, and scrag locked his throat around the middle. Although his strength was not great, he squeezed Kang Moyan and could not move.
Kang Moyan was shocked and didn’t think much about it. He was about to release the garrison soil, Admiralty, and fled for his life. Nine old people shouted, "Sir, please be merciful. There is not much left in this Liquan …"
The seventy-sixth companion is very important
"Said earlier? Turned out to be loathe to give up this drink frighten somebody else’s heart plop plop straight jump! Fuck! Too much cold sweat recently seems to be not very good for your health … "
Breathe a sigh of relief. Kang Moyan wiped his forehead and sweat, and his left hand slowly loosened.
Yingzhou Jiulao also knows that his own actions are somewhat disrespectful, but they still insist on putting the glasses in Kang Mo’s hand one by one, and they are all sorry. "Sir, don’t blame the Liquan water for coming out every three years. Now there is still one year before the second spring, there is not much left in our hands …"
"Depend! Old Yingzhou Jiu was so petty that he couldn’t bear to take out a few springs to entertain guests! It seems that my old Kang Huangpi gourd was prepared for nothing, but who will pay for the gourd wine that fell in the East China Sea? "
Although he is not a generous person at home, Kang Moyan is still full of contempt for such a guy who can’t even take a drink.
Seeing Kang Mo’s face, one of the nine middle school students in Yingzhou came out. Ai Ai said, "Sir, it’s definitely not a few drinks this time. We are all chess lovers. Why don’t we just focus on chess?"
"I … I really didn’t come with a few drinks. I fucking came with a gourd of drinks!"
To say that Kang Moyan’s understanding of Weiqi is limited to that he read a cartoon called "Chess Soul" in high school, and besides, he has never even touched the chessboard. He is confident that he will play chess with nine chess immortals every day. Secondly, he can’t guarantee that he will not be seen for the first time. Thirdly, he can be sure that he will be exposed. He has not heard Yingzhou Jiujiu’s suggestion that he pretend to be deaf and dumb.
However, Kang Mo said clearly in his heart that this manner will not last long. Even if he is accommodating, there is no need for him to be a monster. Just look at the nine old men and they will know that these people are not good at bullying. Now these immortals and Kang Mo said that this "master" still have some patience in a game of chess. When their patience runs out, it should be this gigolo.
Yingzhou Jiulao kept urging Kang Moyan to secretly ponder that there was no hope for the Liquan water. It was time for a successful retreat, so he touched the bar and used his trump card. He said, "This time, my companion came to this island together, and now there is only one person left. I am very worried. Don’t say that I can’t even walk smoothly. It’s hard to find this companion first."
One of the nine old middle school students said impatiently, "The players pay attention to calmness and Mount Tai collapses in front of them, and they don’t change their faces. How can Mr. Wang be interested in chess because he lost his companion?"
Another humanitarian said, "I’m not in danger in Yingzhou Fairyland, even if I’m caught in the battle, it’s easy to get out. Sir, don’t worry about it. It’s better to play a few games before looking for a partner!"
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